Ass Garland


a string of dingle berries left on a single strand of -ss hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time.
grandpa had a bad case of -ss garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet.

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