ass general
the highest rank which can be achieved in the us -ss service. the top officer which supervises all -ss pirates, admirals, bandits, and rangers. to achieve this status one must be highly skilled in -ss navigation, strategy, and warfare. also has a 2 slot cabinet for his -ss advisors.
vin diesel finally made it to full blown -ss general. he appointed tom cruise to his -ss advisor position.
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the sparkles left on your face from a brisk and expensive night at your local strip club. such sparkles cannot be removed by your average soap or shower! -ss glitter may also contain a cotton candy scent. d-mn jonny your covered in -ss glitter from the strip club last night! your wife is so gonna […]
- assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is)
when your dog, in order to scratch his -ss, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle. “hey man — check out my dog – he’s got a bad case of -ssholykisselitis (-ss/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). he looks like he’s riding a motorcycle across the carpet.”
- ass hotdogs
the equivalent to -ssburgers. this case being that instead of hamburgers lodged in your r-ct-m it is hotdogs, much easier to remove oh no! i have -ss hotdogs! lets get the tongs….
- assizzle
-ss. yo nizzle, you totally kizzled his -ssizzle.
- ass peanuts
bite-sized t-rds. great as party snacks for the unsuspecting. i left a bunch of -ss peanuts on the floor that i got from my grandma.