Ass Genius
a person who has diluted themselves into believing that the ideas created in and voiced directly from their -ss, are pure genius.
woman: so you’re trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the ky smears and pubic hair already stuck to it?
man: yes! it’s really quite remarkable, isn’t it?
woman: you are a consummate -ss-talker.
man: oh, come on – that story was brilliant! it’s like i’m an -ss genius or something!
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a person who has diluted themselves into believing that their ideas, created in and voiced solely from their -ss, are pure genius.
woman: so you’re trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the ky smears and pubic hair already stuck to it?
man: yes! it’s really quite remarkable, isn’t it?
woman: stop talking out of your -ss!
man: oh, come on – that story was brilliant! it’s like i’m an -ss genius or something!
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