Ass Glue
when s-m-n dries in the crack of an -ss and the cheeks get stuck together as a result.
steve had such a hairy -ss that when his gay lover came on his -ss his b-tt cheeks were stuck together as the s-m-n dried. they had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the -ss glue.
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after experiencing swamp -ss the sweaty substance dries and leaves a sticky reminence in between your cheeks; this hurts very badly but can often be solved by shaving or pulling apart the hair from one another.
adam went home because he was experiencing nasty -ssglue.
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