Asshole’s Advocate
when somebody questions another and takes the opposite viewpoint on a particular subject in a way to provoke thinking, they play devils advocate. -sshole’s advocate does the same, but makes himself look like a total f-cking -sshole.
devils advocate:
jim: the government should really crack down on gun owners. with stricter laws, people would be safer from criminals.
bob: then what happens if the government takes away guns, and a criminal comes in with a weapon off the black market. what do you do? i’m just playing devil’s advocate.
-sshole’s advocate:
bill: i think i’ll leave college a couple years early. i would be happier pursing my p-ssion for art than i would getting my law degree.
steve: then what will you do when somebody says to your face that you’re a f-cking failure and an art b-tch who flunked out of school? then your sh-tty art goes nowhere and you can’t get a job because you’re f-cking stupid. i’m just playing devil’s advocate.
bill: you’re playing -sshole’s advocate you judgmental piece of cr-p.
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