ass-guard


a device or contraption used to prevent uninvited -n-l penetration.
upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an -ss-guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
a body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly -ssasin.
he sent his -ss-guard in to get the job done.
something that guards your -ss.
i was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. i could have used an -ssguard.
-ssguard is a norse mythological city

. which has king known as thor ( the god of hammer)
-ssguard must fall.

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