ass handstand


before performing the handstand, pull down your pants just below the -ss cheeks while attempting to conceal the action with your shirt. then stand in front of a crowd, or a “target” and get in a handstand with your -ss facing them, causing your shirt to fall and reveal your -ss. bonus points if you can pull off and maintain the goat during.
did you see jaime’s -ss handstand? it was blinding!

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