ass hoover


to suck one’s -ss, also known as a rimjob.
that brown noser gave that fat chick an -ss hoover.
1. (v.) to suck on another person’s -n-s. 2. (n.) a person who performs this act.
1. honey, could you -sshoover me please?
2. i heard bill is an -sshoover.

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