ass kicking machine



1. (noun) term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture.

2. (noun) a mechanical device outfitted with several army boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical punishment. the receiver is strapped into a stationary position to recieve repeated mechanical kicks to the b-ttocks until they have realized the error of their ways. sometimes used for pleasure in s-xual situations.

3. (adjective) slang term used for an athlete or a sports team known for winning by a large margin in compet-tion.

4. (adjective) slang term used to describe a person of unusually great strength and physical prowess.
1. the princ-p-l was determined to strap at least one of them into the -ss kicking machine as he knew they were responsible for filling his gas tank with sand.

2. the -ss kicking machine stalled on the 32nd stroke, so wanda’s loose caboose had less bruises than last week.

3. walter sat eating a sandwich and wondered why he betted against the -ss kicking machine that the german women’s bowling league was.

4. dude, i’m out. the bouncer is an -ss kicking machine and he knows you f-ck-d his girlfriend last year.

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