1. (noun) term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture.
2. (noun) a mechanical device outfitted with several army boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical punishment. the receiver is strapped into a stationary position to recieve repeated mechanical kicks to the b-ttocks until they have realized the error of their ways. sometimes used for pleasure in s-xual situations.
3. (adjective) slang term used for an athlete or a sports team known for winning by a large margin in compet-tion.
4. (adjective) slang term used to describe a person of unusually great strength and physical prowess.
1. the princ-p-l was determined to strap at least one of them into the -ss kicking machine as he knew they were responsible for filling his gas tank with sand.
2. the -ss kicking machine stalled on the 32nd stroke, so wanda’s loose caboose had less bruises than last week.
3. walter sat eating a sandwich and wondered why he betted against the -ss kicking machine that the german women’s bowling league was.
4. dude, i’m out. the bouncer is an -ss kicking machine and he knows you f-cked his girlfriend last year.
the drinking that ensues as a result of the depression created when state employees are sent home for monthly mandated days off without pay. said drinking results in a condition known as being “furloughded” and brings with it temporary numbness and a feeling of euphoria. this condition is common in california and washington state, other […]
- Bad Burp
burpingpukingspewingdrinking when one has an unexpected puke from too much drinking and spews, he/she can just declare it was a bad burp …
- Rusty Saddles
a s-xual position similar to the rusty trombone except one or both partic-p-nts are dressed up as cowboys or cowgirls (mix and match except able). often a favorite with those who tool leather for a profession and those who enjoy cowboy shooting (people who dress up like cowboys and shoot guns of that era) and […]
- Race Huckster
someone who plays on people’s racial prejudices to draw attention to themselves or make money, by exploiting situations where people of one race are pitted against those of another. that al sharpton is definitely a race huckster.
-ssmold: n (-ss-mold) the matrix or cavity in which a replica of the b-ttock region is formed. “i’m so pumped, my ned beatty deliverence -ssmold just came in the mail!”