ass kissing contest


an election where the politician who kisses the most -sses wins.
i didn’t watch any of the -ss kissing contest did you?

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    an expression usually used to express ones self just bofore attacking someone. thug:im gunna open up a can uf -ss whup on you! helpless person (anonymous): oh please dont hurt me please please please!

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    b-st-rdization of “n-gg-s”. a friendly greeting to multiple people. what’s up, schneegros?

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  • schwing-schwong

    the male reproductive organ. my schwing-schwong hurts. a slang term for a males weenie/pee-pee. can be subst-tuted with words like junk, shaft, johnson, tally-whacker or schl-ng. the history of the word can be traced back to athens drive high school student taylor carey. deriving from the latin word of “schwing” meaning “great” “yo! sarah just […]

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    1. a name that spells like you took some letters out of a scramble bag and made a name out of it. 2. a name so made up, that only scramble letters can spell it 3. a name that usually is pr-nounced like a common name, but is spelled unusually. tiffany’s name is spelled like […]


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