ass-klamp
two metallic clamps, similar to a bear trap in nature, that clamp onto your rear end. this can cause a great deal of damage, and if untreated, will ravage your innerds
joey: “so why is mike in the hospital?”
rick: “he got caught up in some -ss-klamps”
joey: -shakes head- “…poor guy. were they-”
rick: “fully clamped? i’m afraid so”
joey: “i can’t believe this”
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