ass lake


a puddle of liquid sh-t usually found on the floor of a public restroom but can also be found anywhere explosive or non explosive diarrhea is present.
1.don’t go into the bathroom right now we’re still trying to clean up the -ss lake someone left in there.

2. bro.. do you have any paper towels? i’ve been having explosive diarrhea lately and couldn’t make it to the toilet.

dude what do you mean you couldn’t make it to the toilet… i swear there better not be an -ss lake in there all over my bathroom floor!!

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