Ass Landing


an -ss landing is anything you can put your -ss in or on. especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.
chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, face, floor, the ground, gr-ss, table, etc.

“where am i going?”
“we need to find somewhere to land our -sses.”
(searching)
“i am finding no -ss landings.”

“does my face look like a chair?”
“it seems to be a highly functional -ss landing.”

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