ass lettuce
the small flap of skin in the -n-s that causes the fart sound when air is p-ssed over it. if for what ever reason the lettuce is stuck to one side or another, it may cause a high pitched whistling sound. most everyone has -ss lettuce unless there is undue trauma caused to the -n-l cavity from h-m-s-xual activity, or hetros-xual -n-l fornication. which will in turn cause most of your farts to sound like a hollow wind through a cave sound.
jim talked to his plastic surgeon about -n-l rejuvenation. after the football team ran a train on him his -ss lettuce was completely obliterated.
mike gently leaned to his right side during his english test hoping to silently p-ss gas. unbeknownst to him the mexican food had left a sticky film on his -ss lettuce causing it to whistle a high pitched tune.
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