Ass Lift


n) 1 a: similar in theory to the -ss hem. the -ss lift refers to a more dramatic change directed at the entire -ss, the -ss as a whole ent-ty. an -ss lift changes the overall aesthetic presentation of the -ss in an effort to improve its visual reception by members of the opposing gender. unlike the -ss hem, the -ss lift is not generally -ssociated with any single gender. examples of the -ss lift can be found in males as well as females.
1. (a) forget about getting an -ss hem, what you really want is a whole -ss lifted, anything worth doing is worth doing all the way, right…?

2. (a) i need to get a three day leave of absence next week so i can get an -ss lift.

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