Ass lobster


an unknown object that protrudes from the r-ct-m of female law blog editors, often resembling a lobster’s claw.
“d-mn, if kash is so hot, why does she have an -ss lobster?”

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    third of six levels of -ss an amusing way to insult a friend. he would lend me a dollar, adam is such an -ss-mat. 2 more definitions add your own that guy(the female usage is b-tchmat) thats an -sshole in secret, but a doormat in real life. he won’t stand up for himself but plots […]

  • Ass pissing

    where some guys are waiting there turn at the urinal and a guy behind another because he gets p-ssed off and/or just for fun p-sses on the -ss of the guy in front of him. there he will probably have to run. he decided to do some -ss p-ssing.

  • Ass shade of blond

    a color of hair typically in women when the main base color is blond and dark brown highlights are randomly streaked in. the blond is the -ss and the brown is the sh-t. casey: “hey you know now that chick is an -ss shade of blond.” andy: “what?” casey:”her hair its like an -ss with […]

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    named after the scene in “scott pilgrim vs the world” where one of the villains matt patel crashed into the club where scott and his band was playing and then starts the first fight scene of the movie. the point in a movie, t.v series or videogame where the first few minutes or episodes are […]


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