Ass Magic


when you are having s-x with someone who does not like it -n-l. you wait until it is nice a juicy and magically slip your d-ck into her -ss and make her c-m all over the place!!!
my girlfriend was a prude until i slipped her some -ss magic and now she is an -n-l sl-t.
the art of pulling a solution to a problem, money, or a much needed object, etc. or lawsuit from out of nowhere to save or ruin the day. (like your -ss.) this can be used for good or evil purposes.
there must have been some old -ss magic in that hat of his he found, because it kept him from melting into a puddle of yellow snow, and he continued to dance year round. (as he set fire to the children. which he is now suing for the damage their burning corpses made to his dry cleaning.)

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