Ass Makeup


the makeup typically used by female dance artists to cover imperfections on their b-ttocks. also see clown crotch.
ginger, “candy, do you have anymore -ss makeup for me? my b-tt is feeling extra pimply today.”

candy, “sorry, i’m all out. i’ve been killing it today. haven’t you seen all the clown crotch walking around out there?”

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    a tiny tight -ss blond with the name ronda, who thinks she can whip any ones -ss, dude1…. dont look or talk to ronda! she’s a “-ss n twerp” dude2…. hey ronda honda how about a ride for a ride? dude3…. tiny and looking tight!!! blond…..i’ll give you all a ride!!!! in a ambulance!!!!

  • ass out hug

    the worst possible end to a date. “after my date with amy, i walked her to her place but she only gave me an -ss out hug. i cried and m-st-rb-t-d when i got home” when you’re on a date out with someone and you don’t want to get too close so you hug with […]

  • ass pudding

    the in between stage of diarrhea and normal poo. it is like chocolate soft serve that is on the verge of melting. can also refer to the stench of -ss. that yellow canary just ripped one, and now it smells like -ss pudding. sh-t, pewp, caca, dookie, feces. man, i need to hurry up and […]

  • assumptions

    -ssuming two people like each other based on their flirtatious encounters. omg yeahh! -ssumptionss! n. the brother of all f-ck-ups. soap: oh you -ssume do ya? and what do they say about -ssumption being the brother of all f-ck-ups? tom: it’s the mother of all f-ck-ups, stupid… 1 countable something that you think is true […]

  • as the fuck

    best when used with an adjective in front of it. tim: that stripper “riot” is hot as the f-ck. jon: yeah, she is also talented as the f-ck; she can go to the top of the two-story pole and spin around up-side-down all the way down.


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