ass pudding


the in between stage of diarrhea and normal poo. it is like chocolate soft serve that is on the verge of melting. can also refer to the stench of -ss.
that yellow canary just ripped one, and now it smells like -ss pudding.

sh-t, pewp, caca, dookie, feces.
man, i need to hurry up and wipe this -ss pudding off the toilet seat.
the next morning after -n-l s-x, a mixture of s-m-n and feces are found in your toilet bowl.
i f-cked linda real good last night, but she left a nice pile of -ss pudding in my john.

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