ass mongler
one who mongles the -ss, or basically owns it; aka raging h-m-.
daniel is the biggest -ss mongler in the world
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a dumb-ss piece of sh-t that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying -ss kissing sc-m bag with fruit cake like characheristics.
or a s-xist midle aged male that slaps -sses constantly
whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome -ssmongler
a jerk who won’t give you what you want/need.
come on man, don’t be an -ssmongler! p-ss the crackpipe.
one who enjoys the juice from the brown eye
a person guilty of committing a leeown (see leeowned)
eg. that -ss-mongler sure can leeown!
one who adores and lavishes their own -ss ring
awwww p-ss! ned, get your finger out your -ss crack will ya, you -ss mongler
someone who plays with their ring
keith attwood is such an -ss mongler
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