ass monkey
an awkward neighbor or boyfriend/girlfriend in your dorm who invites himself/herself to meals, parties, and other social events. -ss monkeys attach themselves to specific groups or individuals by seeing that other individuals are able to invite themselves to events but still be welcomed companions.
sketchball a: we need to go out the side door. if we don’t your -ss monkey will come with us to dinner.
sketchball b: tru that ‘ho. i don’t want my -ss monkey f-cking up my pimp committee.
mutual friend of sketchb-lls a and b: i swear sketchball b. if your -ss monkey comes to one more meal with us i’m going to jump off a bridge.
a person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-d-mned thing. one who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amus-m-nt, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.
did you see those -ss-monkeys on jaywalking last night? ha-ha, they’re so dumb…i think i’ll kill myself.
a close relative of an -sshat, an -ssmonkey is best defined as ‘any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an -sshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed lsd’.
eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to wayne’s world, and the line “pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my b-tt.”
“g-d, could nicholas be any more of an -ssmonkey? rtfm, n00b.”
1.someone that asks stupid questions.
2.a complete idiot.
‘that guy is such an -ssmonkey!’
1:(n) a complete idiot
2:(n) a useless individual
3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position
1: “only an -ssmonkey wouldn’t know that”
2: “that -ssmonkey can’t do anything without f-cking it up”
3: “eddie is such an -ssmonkey, how’d he get to be a supervisor? and what -ssmonkey made him a supervisor?”
a driver who follows your vehicle at an unsafe distance in their vehicle. a tailgater.
i wish that -ss monkey would get off my tail!
1. one who exudes stupidity.
2. one who tries to be funny but fails miserably.
“the two people who submitted their versions of the definition before me (mojohojojomo and lee!) are a couple of reeeaaaalll -ss-monkies!!!”
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