ass monster


when your pants are eaten by your -ss and you can see your crack
“man that guys got a major -ss monster.”
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one who gives rough b-tts-x. an insult.
u -ssmonster!
a living creature that is born out of your -sshole. it runs around and rips people’s heads.
“my daughter got eaten by an -ss monster!”
one who has a nice, big, s-xy -ss but has an ugly -ss face.
d-mn lookit that -ss!! hope that -ss monster doesn’t turn around..
a person with a monsterous -ss that often develops nicknames such as “laffy taffy” or “ba dunk a dunk” and may cause dry eyes if looked at too often due to lack of blinking
“d-mn girl, how you get all of that in them jeans, you -ssmonster!”

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