ass moustache


the clumped formation a man’s gooch hair takes in humid or moist conditions.
“crikey, that was one tough game of squash henry, i bet you can’t wait to see my -ss moustache in the changing room!”

“i love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my -ss moustache a twiddle”

“that bhuna is not agreeing with me. i think i’m going to have to rinse my -ss moustache of it in a few hours”

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