ass mouth
gross condition of bad breath and ‘sh-t-teeth’ caused from r-mm-ng or eating a guys -ss, and not brushing afterwards.
“everybody at the party was so grossed out by my ‘-ss mouth’ n-body`d talk to me!
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the type of mouth you get after a night of heavy drinking and taking drugs in excess of number. it consists of a sticky velcro tongue (so sticky it could stick to a dogs b-ll-ck and you get a dog fart in your face), a dry cloggy throat that’s 1mm wide, furry teeth and lips that have flaking peeling dry skin coming off. it also creates a mouth that is non-quenchable by any liquid, it even makes ice water taste like you’re licking the inside of a dustbin.
courtney: my -ss mouth is making me wana slit my wrists and dance in my own blood, i wish i had some turboce.
amber: i’m not suprised, you’re breath smells like a decapitated corpse, have a polo.
1.)used as a general term to describe some one with bad smeling breath. 2.) used specifically to describe of someone who commonly performs fallacio on a person following -n-l s-x; or one who places objects in one’s mouth following the insertion of said object into the -n-s.
i don’t think that -ssmouth knows where that chess piece just was.
someone who will never stfu,or every time they talk sh-t comes out of there mouth.
dominic is a -ssmouth,he always talks gay,sabrina sprays sh-t out of her mouth when she talks
the wrinkles that unhappy old ladies have around their mouths. often caused by smoking. and also being uptight.
if it wasn’t for botox, ann coulter would totally have -ss mouth.
a term used to insult the band smashmouth.
please change the channel, i hate listening to -ssmouth.
1. extreme halitosis (bad breath).
2. a person who suffers from extreme halitosis, to the point where the only logical explanation for such bad breath from a human being is that he/she uses dog sh-t for toothpaste.
well, what do you expect, -ss-mouth doesn’t have time to brush his teeth because he’s on the internet all the d-mn time.
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