on the day after a very heavy drinking session, the victim can sometimes feel his/her -n-l sphincter almost give up, unexpectedly at an inopportune moment. the fear of this causes a serge in adrenaline which can momentarily provide the victim with enough power and control to prevent the full evacuation of the bowels. this process happens in less than a second but can be repet-tive over the course of a few minutes forming a type of ‘attack’. e.g. asthma attack. this can be exasperated when in a seated position (due to the body being use to this position when defecating) and on some form of transport. e.g. on a plane, in a car or on a train, etc.
a victim of such an attack usually suspends all rational thoughts, objectives and tasks as their new primary objective becomes getting to a toilet as soon as humanly possible before the worst happens.
“i went out after work last night with a friend and had way way too many beers”. i had an -ss-mud attack on the train on the way into work this morning”.
someone who is being compared to a p-n-s that has been used for -n-l s-x. hey! you -sspr-ng, get the f-ck outta the gay bar! 1 more definition add your own a little nub u stick into your roomates -sshole for -n-l pleasure. cameron, are you ready to receive my ribbed -ss pr-ng you fat […]
one who f-cks his uncle (and others) in the -ss. you are such an -ss-ramming-unclef-cker
-ss with one more s. you’re such an -sss. you spelled -ss wrong, f-ckwit 2 more definitions add your own what a male or lesbian snake says when they see a female snake with a very nice -ss. snake 1: wow that look at that ‘-sss’ snake 2: totally… snake 3: yesss a sh-t, shower […]
a ratio consisting of quality of -ss to quant-ty of -ss in ones lifetime. equasion follows: the total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (q) divided by the total quant-ty of girls. ben has banged so many hot chicks, his -sstatistic must be close to 1.00. example equasion: ben has banged 5 […]
as-tap is an business acronym for (advanced safety training -ssessment program) it was used as a training program for employees at an auto factory where there were too many injuries. man, i gotta go to this d-mn as-tap training. that sh-t sucks, they don’t even prepare you for it, they just force it on to […]