Ass Munchy
when a man j-zzes in a condom ties it up and makes a woman swallow it, then after she p–ps it out the man puts it back on and makes the woman deep throat it
mom: billy what are you doing?
billy: nothin’ just givin some b-tch a -ss munchy
mom: oh ok, dont forget to call grandma
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when ones beasty large b-tt eats ones pants. the sliding of pants of ones b-ttcrack
watch weight watchers commercials or take a stroll downtown. you’ll see what i mean.
that big woman has the -ss munchies
when you go ham on a girls -ss, and then realize you are getting the munchies and you need to take a break to get a snack and then after you go back to eating that -ss.
“dude i got a craving for some -ssmunchies”!
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