ass smoothie


a smoothie (or other beverage) that is first prepared in a blender, then poured into a woman’s -ss. the woman then stands up, jumps up and down to mix the smoothie, pours it into a gl-ss and drinks it.
p-rnstar cheyenne hunter made an -ss smoothie in our test kitchen.

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