Ass Mung

a) n. any secretion from the -ss.
b) n. the ooze that comes out of a dead womans -ss when you go munging.
when we went double mung-jumping i got stuck with the -ss mung while my buddy got to do the bouncing.
someone who likes to mung with -sses.
“you are an -ssmung”.

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