Ass Mungers


top definition
a small, midget mongolian, often found preying on innocent savillions in public toilets. once they choose their victim they will wait for them to sit down on the cr-pper and then using a hand crafted, technological -ss munger pick axe they then burrow their way into the r-ct-m, using this as their natural hide out to escape from -ss munger mungers thus leaving behind a bleeding m-ss of rectal revenue for neighbouring -ss mungers to snack on.
oh f-ck!!! that -ss munger is waiting for me again and i really need a sh-t i just had -ss s-x with barker but he has no d-ck.

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