Ass Navigator


n. one who is skilled in the ways of -n-l navigation. often aboard his ship is an -n-l cartographer who aids in the newly explored rectal area. it in no way involves -n-l s-x or h-m-s-xuality, but rather, the exploration and charting of new -sses.
“vasco de gamma’s got nothing on you, you -ss navigator!”
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one who navigates -sses, i.e hitler.
“hitler was such an -ssnavigator.”
a badly trashed, abused lincoln suv.
person 1: “tom’s ride is so pimp.”

person 2: “what? you mean that -ss navigator he picked up at the police auction last summer? that thing’s had the sh-t kicked out of it real bad.”

person 1: “it’s still cool, though.”

person 2: “yeah. at least he has a car. unlike some people i know.”

person 1: “hey, shut up!”

person 2: “hahahahahaha!”

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