ass noodle


one who noodles -sses. a common variation of t-rd sn-tching.
john likes to have his -ss noodled while playing wow.
1 more definition
add your own
parasites, ie worms, discharged from the r-ct-m.
a few weeks after returning from cambodia, david noticed a large concentration of -ss noodles in his bowel movements. this is because he was a dumb-ss and drank the water in that country.

Read Also:

  • Ass-N-Orange

    the smell of -ss and orange together. can be smelt if you clean a 2 month old oj jar and use it as a bong. yeah my bong smells like -ss-n-orange!

  • assonics

    negative acts or behaviors her -ssonics reveal that her life is an empty sh-ll.

  • asspensive

    something so ridiculously overpriced even rich people wouldn’t pay for it. $100 for a 4 gb usb drive with a piece of plastic attached to it? no thanks, that’s too -sspensive.

  • Ass Span

    measurement of -ss from cheek to cheek, much like wing span. “d-mnnn, caroline must have an -ss span of least 2 feet!”

  • Ass Trash

    noun; after taking a sh-t and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to search in the trash can next to you for any wiping material; usually results in using: -paper towels used previously to clean your sink -toilet paper used to previously clean the top of the […]


Disclaimer: ass noodle definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.