ass of the covenant
the golden -ss, that booty you chase… for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the -ss of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it… think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up… or get laid
p: “yeah so how long you been after this girl bro”
d: “only like five or six years”
p: “… well chase that -ss of the covenant there indy… you dumb-ss”
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