ass on a plate
something which looks really bad.
a user interface designer presents an idea for a new website, and you then say “man, that looks like -ss on a plate”.
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- ass-to-pants ratio
the percentage number that indicates how nice someone’s -ss looks inside their pants, shorts, bathing suit, skirt, dress, or underwear. the closer to 100%, the better that -ss looks. may be abbreviated as atp. “denise always buys the pants that make her b-tt look perfect. every day, she’s got a 100% -ss-to-pants ratio.”
- assumer
a person with a tendency to jump to conclusions without proof or evidence. ryan is such an -ssumer. you can’t tell him anything without him jumping the gun.
- asteriod
asteroids are rocky and metallic objects that orbit the sun but are too small to be considered planets. the asteroid belt between mars and jupiter
- atorexic
to be free from stress, worry or anything vaguely resembling emotion. basically a stoner except you can still work at mcdonalds. bruce is so atorexic he didn’t give a d-mn when his friend got ran over by a car.
- attemptingly
when something is attempted. it is a word. vinnie is dumb. attemptingly