ass-palm
to grip or squeeze the b-ttocks of a member of the opposite gender, (or the same gender if that’s what frys your bacon) thus allowing the b-tt cheek to come to rest momentarily in the hand.
duration and pressure of hand contact on the b-ttock generally denotes the amount of s-xing desired by the palmer.
i was at a party and this blonde science girl was totally checking out my package, so when i walked over to refill my drink, i gave her an nice subtle -ss-palm to let her know i was interested in s-xing her up later on that evening.
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comes from the action, facepalm (see definition). 1) comes after someone facepalms 2) -sspalming is when you smack your hand on to someone’s -ss, full palm grab.
1)
james: touching my hair is a big no no
jez: -touches james’ hair with her fingertips and runs away-
james: -facepalms-
dee: –sspalms-
2) toy: –sspalms d-
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