ass panda


a result of rough -n-l, which leaves the -n-s black and bruised, resulting in the brown eye resembling a panda’s eye.
“oh my god i have the mother of all -ss panda”

“we got carried away last night, you should see my -ss panda”
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somebody who is particularly annoying; a term to express extreme displeasure.
gah, zack is being really p-ssy today… what an -ss panda!

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