the state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one’s bowels.
boss: “hey did you finish that list of stuff i gave you?”
employee: “no, i suddenly went into -ss-panic and i ran for the bathroom.”
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the frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.
i thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into -ss panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.
excessive worry about one’s body or appearance, especially before a social engagement.

any frenzied hurry related to inconsequential details in one’s appearance.
realizing his white sh-ll-toes had a fat scuff in them on the way to a date, roland burst out in an -sspanic.

in her reflection off a parked car, sally noticed her new blouse made her b–bs look small and flew into an -sspanic about her job interview.

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