ass pants


tight, stretchy pants meant to show-off one’s -ss. typically worn by college hoochies out clubbing.
anna is so hot in her -ss pants.
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cheaply constructed polyester/lycra pants easily distinguished by lack of back pockets. -sspants are typically tight around the posterior and thigh areas, with a tacky ‘flare’ from the knee down. despite being available in an array of colors, the most commonly adorned pairs are black, followed by white. -sspants are typically worn by clueless women with low self-esteem who attend clubs and bars in search of h-rny men. woo-girls are typically the greatest offenders.
“the club was filled with chads and sl-tty trollop woo-girls wearing their abominable -ss pants.”
a word used in beck’s train of thought surreal song hotwax from the alb-m ‘odelay’. his train of thought was kinda kenny rogers, barflys and stretch wrangler jeans in the mood to impress. eeewww….
silver foxes looking for romance
in the chain-smoke
kansas flash dance -ss pants
an -ssbag so extensive that it has to be made into an entire pair of pants.
lou couldn’t remember to empty his -ssbag frequently enough so he needed to get fitted for a pair of -sspants. what a rod.
pants that has the back end or seat of them cut out where it will show your bare -ss. -ss pants are always worn without underwere.
often worn by queers.
also worn by women when they want to show off there -ss to men.
look at kathy in those -ss pants!

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