Ass Panzer
1. noun (olde english infused with germanic overtones): one who thrusts the virtues of elegance through the figurative sphincter of an uncouth savage.
his tireless efforts to tame the savagery of britain’s undercl-ss, commonly known as ‘chavs’, have granted him status as the foremost -sspanzer of our age.
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one who hides behind people’s -sses.
martin murphy -ss panzered behind me when the school cop came in asking who was selling weed.
a large, tank like -ss, that seemingly leaks little chunks, kind of like flak.
d-mn, look at that -sspanzer she got goin on!
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