aube
the act of j-zzing on your friends face when they try to add your name to this website in a derogatory manner!
dude if you put my name on the internet, i’m gonna aube you
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the act of p-ssing out free hand jobs to someone that is superior to you.
to preform the aube is the act of stroking multiple p-n-s’s with both hands for free.
an aube is free of charge and not satisfying what so ever.
hey good job at work today let me p-ss you a free aube sir.
good game today team free aube’s your all of you and im p-ssing them out!!
man my forearm is so f-cking sore ive been p-ssing out free aube’s to my chain of command all day.
why do you have that sh-t eating grin?
ohhh mike was p-ssing out free aube’s…
were they any good?
no but at least it was free…
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