Ass Pause
when people are laughing and having a good time then someone lets out a juicy stinky fart and it is so bad that every one is dead silent for a moment then an explosion of ewwwww and oh lord oh lord and i cant breath! or my leg!
we were at the party last night and it was fun until the owner let out an -ss pause. that is when the party stopped and got hectic oh what an -ss pause it was.
Read Also:
- ass pearls
a small willnott on one’s -ss, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut. oh man that guy smells like cr-p, he’s probably got -ss pearls. 1 more definition add your own a small […]
- Ass Pisser
one who urinates out of their -n-s. also includes those who spew unbelievable amounts of bullsh-t, either promoting themselves or tearing down others. highly offensive term. (insert name of pr-ck here) (tyler staley) is an -ss p-sser.
- ass-secretariate
-n-someone who likes to take it up the -ss. the conterpart to an -ssjockey; derived from -ss and secretariate. usually a gay man. “dude that chick is such an -ss-secretariate, i went -ssjockey on her all night long.” “dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an -ss-secretariate ever since […]
- asstar
a sticky t-rd remnant left on your -sshole. also known as shoe polish. i had -sstar so bad all i could do was take a shower to get clean.
- ass trapped
being confined to a small sp-ce by the booty. can be the result of being in a crowded sp-ce or having someone sit on you. the other day i was trying to get up the escalator when suddenly this really large lady stood right in front of me and totally -ss trapped me.