Ass Penguin


(noun) one who has trouble walking due to the extreemly obese condition of their body and must resort to a waddling motion similar to that of a penguin in order to move/walk.
“hey john, did you see that -ss penguin buying a fiest at the movies last night?”
a random idea that comes out of know where.
steve just pulled a penguin out of his -ss. (-ss penguin)

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