Ass-Person


using ‘-ss’ as a self-reference.
most people speak in first-person

“joe, where are you going”

joe: “i’m going to the store”

-ssholes speak in the third-person:

“biff, where are you going?”

biff: “biff’s going to the store”.

hillbillies and white-trash speak in the -ss-person:

“cletus, where are you going?”

cletus: “im taking my -ss down to the store”

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