ass-phyxiated
being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.
for the love of g-d, open that window before we’re all -ss-phyxiated!
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when a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her m-ssive backside.
lary:sad to hear that jerry p-ssed away.
mike: hah! you think so? i think he deserved it!
lary: ha true! that man was -ssphyxiated!
mike: that’s putting it mildly! rumor has it that the fat chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on jerry’s face.
lary: to much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
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