ass potato

idiot, dimwit, moron.
god he is such an -ss potato.
p–p comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. -ss potatoes are similar in texture to -ss nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the ant-thesis of -ss bread.
i just took a dump, and since i’m in a hurry, i was pleased when it turned out to be two quick -ss potatoes instead of a bunch of -ss bread.
small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the r-ct-m. their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. the darkness of the r-ct-m serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the “eyes” of the potato. if the inflicted individual has “bleached” their r-ct-m they are then referred to as “golden -ss potatoes.”
i was just about to perform -n-l s-x on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks i could see -ss potatoes!
inserting a potato in the r-ct-m during intercourse
“i can’t wait to to give you the -ss potatoes”
t-rd. the implication is that the t-rd is large and bulky, like a potato.

can also be used as an insult, which connotes “lazy,” as in “couch potato.”
1.

bob: “hurry up in there.”

dave: “dude, i’m right in the middle of an -ss potato.”

2.

sheila: “did we get those numbers from the main office yet?”

juanita: “nah, those -ss potatoes are always late.”
a guy who hogs his gf’s -ss and doesnt let his freind have a turn.
you are such an -ss potato! u promised i could have a turn too!