Ass pubes


the patch of p-b-s that chases your -sshole from your b-lls. sometimes can form an -ss p-b- net with p–p.
i shaved my -ss p-b-s, now my browneye is bleeding.
hair located on the taint of a man or a woman.
she wanted -n-l, but i wouldn’t do it because she had -ss p-b-s.
a person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person.
dude, she only weighs 220 pounds, stop being an -ss p-b- and take one for the team!

a person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person etymologists rank an -ss p-b- precisely between douche nozzle and f-ck stick on the endicott p-ck-rwood scale (eds)
dude … don’t be such an -ss p-b- … just take one for the team!

oh for f-ck sake …. stop being such an -ss p-b-.

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