Ass Pulling Literature
also known as advanced procrastination literature or ap lit. for short, is a high school cl-ss for “gifted” seniors who are supposedly extremely intelligent. in reality, these students have simply mastered the art of bull-sh-tting their way through english for the last 3-5 years of their lives. they just pull ideas out of their -ss and write a fancily worded essay the night before and get a’s on everything.
giorgio: oh my gosh adam! how do you have an a in advanced placement literature
adam: it is actually called -ss pulling literature, i just wrote this essay that i got a 100% on last night
vanessa: me too! these ideas came straight out of my -sshole!
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