ass punch
the only acceptable way to hit a girl. a closed fist to the -ss of varying degree. appropriate for retaliation or mean/rude comments. bruising is frowned upon, but is hidden if need be. they can be stored, but must be used within a week, otherwise they are forfeited.
my girlfriend told me i wasn’t funny so i had to -ss punch her.
i gave her an -ss punch cause she gave me a t-tty twister.
to firmly connect a closed fist with the rectal region of a person.
sal: hey joe, why you walking funny?
joe: ah, the wife -ss-punched me again!
the act of punching a chick in the -ss when you are going at it doggy style. it causes the chick to clench up tight and bring you extra pleasure.
i was banging this ho last night from behind and i -ss punched her hard and she clenched up tight and i came hard all over her.
the finishing move of wrestler beef wellington. he jumps off the top rope and punches his opponent in the -ss.
beef wellington got the win tonight with the flying -ss punch.
to punch someone in the -ss; bc they did something stupid.
the person who parked their car this way deserves to be -sspunched!!
to punch the b-ttocks of another with a fist. if you punch someone in the -ss during a fight, it proves your sissiness.
“who’s claire?”
“the hooker that you -ss-punched!”
– 2 lines from the movie ‘deuce bigalow’
fisting when necessary
“i’d like to -sspunch her for fun. you, on the other hand, i want to -ss punch without wearing a glove, then wipe all over your mouth”
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