ass rag

a wad of toilet paper used when you have swamp -ss to prevent skid marks from ruining your underwear.
did you see the skid marks on stu’s tighty whities? he should have used an -ss rag.
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a dedicated washcloth used in place of one’s hand to clean one’s r-ct-m.
sick! i can’t believe he just washed the dishes with my -ssrag!
someone who is such an insult to the human race that they are only worthy to be used as a device that removes sh-t from one’s -ss
bring that -ssrag, ron, over here! he has a job to do.
cloth worn beneath tighty whities to prevent -n-l leakage from a worn out sphincter
one gay man to another: donk are you on the -ssrag or are we ready to rock
noun used as an insult.

something that severely obese people tie to the end of a fly-swatter to clean their -sses with.
“joe? you’re an -ss rag.”
wad of toilet paper used when one has swamp -ss to prevent skid marks, bacon strips or other stains on their underwear.
did you see the skid marks on stu’s tighty whities. he should have used as -ss rag.
a dedicated cloth, used when hiking for extended periods of time, used for wiping your -ss. if used properly, there is very little if any odor, and a 12″ x 12″ -ss rag will last for weeks. it is carried hung outside of the pack. a term originally coined by ron hood of the hoodlums fame, a outdoor and survival website .
johns -ss rag was clipped to his pack. he used it to wipe his -ss after taking a cr-p inthe woods.