ass rancher
a. one who ranches -sses
b. jolly ranchers that have been sat on by one’s own -ss
a. the field of -ss ranching is a very profitable one.
b. one day i wasn’t paying attention and sat my -ss on a jolly rancher. now it’s an -ss rancher.
2 more definitions
(1) one who keeps a lot of booty in the stables. (2) a “pimp” in the metros-xual sence. (3) someone who dates a lot and never takes anyone to market.
“that is the fifth guy i have seen him with tonight…what an -ssrancher.
1. another word for pimp or one who uses human collateral either for s-x or non-s-xual favors in return for money.
2. any one (possibly 2) individuals in a group of same or opposite s-x ‘friends’ (eg: girl in a mantourage) that seem to be the center of the groups’ affections.
3. any same s-x partner who is partic-p-ting in multiple, intimate relationships.
1. “what happens in vegas stays in vegas – now tell me where i can find the local -ss rancher!”
2. “look at all of those guys fawning all over her – she’s quite the -ss rancher!”
3. “i dumped him after i found out he was such an -ss rancher!”
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