ass rocket
violent, gut wrenching defication. so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. much gas is expelled along with, well, you know… the other stuff…
1. shane suffered from ibs, so everyday after lunch he would have an -ss rocket.
2. wow! that -ss rocket was so bad i had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!
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a large t-rd fired from your -ss at an abnormally high speed, not to be confused with diarrhea
“man, every time i have thai food, i kick -ssrockets 6 feet down the cr-pper.”
the act of lighting a bottle rocket out of ones -n-s.
dude, that -ssrocket hurt my -n-s when it shot out.
to blow a dose of cocaine into the -n-s through a tube, that it may be absorbed through the r-ct-m
it was hard enough finding the c-ke, let alone a woman willing to give him an -ss rocket.
a gay man’s p-n-s.
“ooooooww, i just love gettin me some big -ssrocket!” said dave, the local h-m-.
-ss rocket is another word for a t-rd.
dude, i’ll be back in a sec.. gotta go fire an -ss rocket.
violent, destructive defication. when it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.
1. shane suffers from ibs, which causes him to have an -ss rocket everyday after lunch
2. that was some -ss rocket… i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.
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